Published by admin on April 16, 2018

Ready Player One, Zombie Ghosting & Exploratory Blowjobs

  Where to begin. Last night, I had a mystical experience. After a date. After watching the film, Ready Player One, with my date. It was really more of a friend date, but we’ll get back to that later. We’d been talking for a few weeks, mostly through text, after I initially super-swiped right on her…

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Published by admin on December 10, 2015

“Top 10” Signs that You’re NOT Ready for a Relationship

A little pompous, perhaps. I’ll admit it. But I’m going for the jugular. My “Top 10” signs that you’re not ready to be in a relationship. Drum roll, please… 10. You stalk your ex’s facebook page. 9. Your boundaries resemble a gaseous element. 8. You pounce on anyone who shows even a slight degree of…

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Published by admin on August 13, 2015

Tinder Date

I was on a date tonight off of Tinder. It was only my second Tinder date. “Date” may be too formal a word. It was more of a hang-out. Yes, there was some flirting beforehand. Nothing major, though. Let’s just say that a message I sent her using the audio-to-text feature created an interesting variation of “my…

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