Published by admin on December 10, 2015

“Top 10” Signs that You’re NOT Ready for a Relationship

A little pompous, perhaps.

I’ll admit it. But I’m going for the jugular. My “Top 10” signs that you’re not ready to be in a relationship.

Drum roll, please…

10. You stalk your ex’s facebook page.

9. Your boundaries resemble a gaseous element.

8. You pounce on anyone who shows even a slight degree of interest in you (i.e., says “hello” or looks at you and smiles).

7. You’re willing to meet up with a complete stranger, at night, and travel in their car somewhere.

6. The very first thing you do upon waking is to reach over and check your Tinder/Okcupid/Bumble/Other dating app for new messages.

5. If someone hasn’t responded to your text within an hour, you freak out and ask them what’s wrong.

4. You curse your Tinder account when it makes you wait 8 whole hours to “like” someone new.

3. Shaving and other grooming has pretty much ceased.

2. It doesn’t bother you to see random food particles lying on the carpet.

1. You swipe right–on everybody.

 

 

 

 

(P.S., ask me how I know.)

 

 

 

 

 

#dating#Loser#love#relationships#sex#single#Stalker#Swiping#tinder

Comments

  1. violetonlineisonline
    December 10, 2015 - 10:12 pm

    I like the food particles most of all!

    • skyxander
      December 10, 2015 - 10:20 pm

      #9 is also my favorite. 🙂

    • carolineturriff
      December 18, 2015 - 10:00 pm

      I love this list as I don’t have any of these traits so I guess it means I actually might be ready for a relationship! Having finally broken free of my ex last year I am going to start a serious search for a relationship in January. Mr Right had better not be shy though as I want to write about it all in my blog! http://bit.ly/1ER5cLY

      • skyxander
        December 18, 2015 - 10:32 pm

        haha. I like how you say you’re going to start in January! That still gives you almost 2 WEEKS to be frivolous! 😉

      • violetonlineisonline
        December 19, 2015 - 7:08 am

        use a pseudonym for both of you…

  2. DeepFriedLemons
    December 11, 2015 - 1:57 am

    #7 sounds scary reading it… unfortunately I’ve done it.

  3. Cuddles
    December 11, 2015 - 4:06 am

    Funny and informative 🙂

    • skyxander
      December 11, 2015 - 4:19 am

      Thanx!!

      • Cuddles
        December 11, 2015 - 4:55 am

        Keep ’em coming!

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